May 24, 2019 · The holiday poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas," better known as "The Night Before Christmas," has delighted children and adults alike for years—and so have some very funny parodies.These comedic riffs on the Christmas classic will have you laughing like Santa Claus. “Twas The Intimate Night Before Christmas” ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even your spouse. You hung your stockings by the chimney with care, In hopes that the two of you soon would get bare. The children were nestled all snug in their beds,Author: Hot Holy Humorous.
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